Force Football Club (FFC). Their winning (and rhyming) strategy: Substitutes, stars, babies, guitars.
Back Row: Rolls, Darlo, Joker, Albro, Almighty, Ozzy* (coach), The Mayor, Trukh, The Presence, Dragon, Gonzo, Ripper.
Front Row: Mercury, Darius*, Mr. Burns, Hey, Ms. M*, The Bride, The Duke, Flames, Minstrel*, Guitar*.
Not Shown: Eeyore, Doctor No.
(*--did not play)
Dark Side United (DSU): Badly beaten, but sharply dressed. (Note J5's tragic misunderstanding of the final score.)
Back Row: Holly, The Spleen, Telekinesis, Chelsea, Batman, Nods, Danger.
Front Row: J5, Leonidas, Robin.
Not Shown: Minifridge.
FFC Coach Ozzy hoists high the CAVA Cup as DSU Coach Danger pets his invisible cat.
Also shown: CAVA Cup Coordinator Tinbayne prepares to release 600 helium balloons (not in picture).
As Most Valuable Player, The Mayor (FFC) was presented with a new car...and promptly lost it in the high grass.
Also shown, from far right: Flames (FFC, Player of the Game), Joker (FFC, Most Valuable Joseph).
Rolls and Hey are utterly unprepared for Ozzy's sneak attack. (The world's best trophies all have two things in common--you can drink from them, and you can club someone with them.)
Also shown, on right: referee Grumpy (with his fashion advisors) discovers that his Bruins jersey has been converted into a spittoon.
CAVA Cup Coordinator Tinbayne (presenting the CAVA Cup) defends his choice of pajamas.