Mercury (FFC) poses with the Darius Award, presented annually to "the player most likely to change a diaper during a critical moment during the match". DSU runners-up Robin and Batman look secretly relieved.
On the FFC sideline, Flames (foreground) turns up the music while The Presence (far right) practices his dance moves.
FFC Coach Ozzy (with Ms. M, right) prepares to send last-minute roster adjustments to the referee as the bicycle courier waits patiently.
As the game went on, the dead cat in the backpack smelled even worse.
FFC defenders Doctor No, The Bride and Joker wonder if DSU will ever get a shot on goal.
J5 (DSU) and Ms. M take a short break while Danger (DSU, left behind) helps Batman look for his wooden leg.